theanimejunkie:

bossubossupromode:

Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”

The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.

James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.

welcome to the english language

tastefullyoffensive:

In bed. [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

In bed. [x]

The sum of all natural numbers is -1/12.


Σ  n = -1/12
1

It’s time to stop living in the past.

Future, ho!

Apollo 12 suffers a major failure after launch and the command module is left on emergency power. As the 26 year old ECON finds the solution and relays it to the astronauts (“SCE to Auxiliary”), one astronaut can be heard saying, “What the hell is that?”

The Englishman’s Guide to Minecraft.

Yeah, so, this … yeah this is actually what I do.
I’m going to integrate the third step from now on.

The Englishman’s Guide to Minecraft.

Yeah, so, this … yeah this is actually what I do.

I’m going to integrate the third step from now on.

Dogs. 

Trained.

To drive.

Cars.

I can’t even.

A Thought on “Best Friends”

horribly-limited:

Being best friends with someone doesn’t mean that you Skype twice a week at a specific time every time.  It doesn’t mean that you text each other all the time, or call every Sunday night before you go to sleep. You don’t have to litter their Timelines or their Ask Boxes with inside jokes or half-hearted “I love you”s in an attempt to keep the relationship as strong as it used to be. 

Because if you really are best friends, you shouldn’t have to do any of that stuff to still be best friends.  And you shouldn’t be upset if your counterpart in this relationship doesn’t do those things - people have lives beyond one friendship, and real best friends realize and respect that.  Being best friends shouldn’t be work. It shouldn’t be hard. You shouldn’t feel threatened that the relationship is going to break just because your contact is somewhat lacking. 

Being best friends with someone means that even when you’re apart for months, or sometimes even years, and you don’t keep up constant contact, and you both get other friends, and interests, and your personalities change, you still come back together at some point and you act like nothing has changed. Because nothing has. You’re still best friends. And if you feel like you need to prove that to each other, then you obviously never were. 

<3

How to kill the Slenderman.

After this, I don’t see what’s so worrying about Slender.