missmeaganlouise:

You know all those wonderful Christian parents who proceed to abandon, kick out, or cut off their children for any reason (including, but not limited to a child’s sexuality)?
Well here we go:

“But if anyone does not provide for his own, and especially for those of his household, he has denied the faith and is worse than an unbeliever.”
1 Timothy 5:8 (NKJV)

spontaneousfangasm:

sovietkittens:

if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party

i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question

As I understand it this assumption implies Satan has the same sort of morality as God, and they’re in cahoots about how people should be treated.
Which doesn’t really makes sense.

The Devil is a fallen angel, and he hates man for his resemblance to God, so he punishes us for existing in His likeness.

It’s just convenient that God has a place to send his wastrels.

I think that’s right, but would welcome some correction if I’m off the mark.

Hahahahahaahahahahaahaha

Hahahahahaahahahahaahaha

Can’t remember if I posted this way back (I doubt it), but damn it’s great.

http://unholyoffice.blogspot.ca/2011/06/jesus-vs-dr-who.html

Just something funny, no offense intended of course :)

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Just something funny, no offense intended of course :)

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That Mitchell And Webb Look - Divine Watermelon

So great xD

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I love trolls :)

EDIT: FOUND THE ORIGINAL!http://beatonna.livejournal.com/79859.html  

EDIT: FOUND THE ORIGINAL!

http://beatonna.livejournal.com/79859.html  

My creed.
It seems there’s some debate about whether Mr. Aurelius actually said this or not. I will get back to you on that soon. Hopefully.

My creed.

It seems there’s some debate about whether Mr. Aurelius actually said this or not. I will get back to you on that soon. Hopefully.