theyellowbrickroad:

im going to name my kid pregnant so they can be like “hi im pregnant” and everyone will stand there all mortified

anonymousfragger:

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NSYNC 

laurenlikesthings:

in gallifreyan they don’t say “i love you” they say

squawkingshedevil:

why doesn’t anyone want to date me? I’m so beautifullll

Good news bad news best news

sparkafterdark:

The good news:

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 I found my favorite old jacket while sorting through my old stuff

The bad news:imageThe last time I wore it I was nine years old

The best news:

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I am the anime now

stereofeathers:

blackcatula:

zurashisu:

axelvalentine:

ZAPAZONGA

ZIMBABWE

PLEASE BRING THIS BACK

bronchitis 

twinking:

girl: deeper!!!!

boy

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realfriendly:

I JUST NEED TO BE KISSED AND CUDDLED RIGHT NOW OK I DESERVE IT IM A GOOD PERSON I RECYCLE