poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

*eats you out as a friend*

chiefsimba:

iknownothingisalliknow:

revitiligo:

thepoetspace:

amerikkkanpie:

Blows your back out as your homie

Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.

makes you cum in the spirit of comradery

Got ur legs on my shoulders to show u how deep our friendship is

hits it from the back to let you know im here for you

alt-j:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

benedict cumberbatch harasses a black youth

this is the fifth time I’ve reblogged this i don’t care

alt-j:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

benedict cumberbatch harasses a black youth

this is the fifth time I’ve reblogged this i don’t care

thramsaysnow:

Just

thramsaysnow:

Just

retroactivebakeries:

fuckdanielmaitland:

There are approximately 1,013,913 words in the English language but I could never string any of them together to explain how incredible I think you are.

As an english major I will do you the favor of constructing the phrases “sexual supernova,” “hella dick,” and “oh gosh.”

departured:

aperturemurder:


I can show you the world.

I DON’T WANT TO SEE IT

departured:

aperturemurder:

I can show you the world.

I DON’T WANT TO SEE IT

literallyunbelievable:

What a waste

literallyunbelievable:

What a waste

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pariahyaps:

ogrin:

takshammy:

Soooooo satisfying

THERES NOTHING SATISFYING ABOUT THIS

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pariahyaps:

ogrin:

takshammy:

Soooooo satisfying

THERES NOTHING SATISFYING ABOUT THIS

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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