• Albus: Dad, I’m…gay.
  • Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was gay and he was the wisest man I’ve ever known.
  • Albus: Dad, you say this every time I tell you something. Stop. Just stop.
  • ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
  • Albus: Dad, would you mind buying some conditioner? I think we’re out.
  • Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them never used conditioner and he was probably the greasiest man I ever knew.
  • Albus: Dad, this response is really getting old.
  • Harry: TWO HEADMASTERS.
  • Albus: Yes, I get it, two hea—
  • Harry: BRAVEST AND WISEST MEN.
  • Albus: Da—
  • Harry: THAT I EVER KNEW, BRAVEST AND WISEST, TWO OF THEM.
DUDE.
… This makes sense, right?  My brain hurts.

DUDE.

… This makes sense, right?  My brain hurts.

YES. Comic Relief / Red Nose Day FTW
Also Harry Potter and Doctor Who are pretty chill I guess. 

YES. Comic Relief / Red Nose Day FTW

Also Harry Potter and Doctor Who are pretty chill I guess. 

This is amazing :D

I couldn’t not upload this xD

I couldn’t not upload this xD

grangerisourqueen:

wwiao:

I’ve been a hardcore Twilight fan even before it was popular. so like, the other day. I was reading harry potter and the character of Sirius black turns into a werewolf. they totally ripped off of twilight because Jacob and his game were werewolves first also the dumb ass writer of…

Okay, you should seriously get your facts straight and if you’re not going to do that then do the world a favor and please disconnect yourself from the internet.

I’m fairly sure wwiao is a notorious troll, her (I think) posts are always funny in this manner. Though there are people who think like this.

Fairly somewhat sure.

moeparker:

broshockatlas:

-chairmanmeow:

sammytakesthecake:

rrrrosa:

dragmelodies:

hogwartians:

youresafeinsidethetardis:

doctor-piper:

imaslytherinbitch:

cinnamonandsandalwood:

a-la-seconde:

fuckyeahexpectopatronum:

potterheaven:

i-openattheclose:

wand.

Wand.

WAND.

WAND. I can transfigure a light saber. lol

WAND, BITCH. This question is invalid.

WHAT KIND OF A QUESTION IS THAT, GIVE ME A FUCKING WAND.

What the fuck?  WAND, motherfucker.

 WANDWANDWAND

Wand. 

omg idk…
lightsaber. or i’d use my wand to make one.

Wands are for wimps

Light saber. Light Sabers are cool.

LIGHTSABER. BRING IT, THE FUCK, ON.

..I went into Electrical Engineering because I wanted to make a lightsaber. So yeah….Lightsaber.

WAND.FBGOML. Gah!!

moeparker:

broshockatlas:

-chairmanmeow:

sammytakesthecake:

rrrrosa:

dragmelodies:

hogwartians:

youresafeinsidethetardis:

doctor-piper:

imaslytherinbitch:

cinnamonandsandalwood:

a-la-seconde:

fuckyeahexpectopatronum:

potterheaven:

i-openattheclose:

wand.

Wand.

WAND.

WAND. I can transfigure a light saber. lol

WAND, BITCH. This question is invalid.

WHAT KIND OF A QUESTION IS THAT, GIVE ME A FUCKING WAND.

What the fuck?  WAND, motherfucker.

 WANDWANDWAND

Wand. 

omg idk…

lightsaber. or i’d use my wand to make one.

Wands are for wimps

Light saber. Light Sabers are cool.

LIGHTSABER. BRING IT, THE FUCK, ON.

..I went into Electrical Engineering because I wanted to make a lightsaber. So yeah….Lightsaber.

WAND.

FBGOML. Gah!!

estelhope:

The tale of the three brothers… wow.

estelhope:

The tale of the three brothers… wow.