Oh, to be young AND productive.

sovietkittens:

if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party

i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question

As I understand it this assumption implies Satan has the same sort of morality as God, and they’re in cahoots about how people should be treated.
Which doesn’t really makes sense.

The Devil is a fallen angel, and he hates man for his resemblance to God, so he punishes us for existing in His likeness.

It’s just convenient that God has a place to send his wastrels.

I think that’s right, but would welcome some correction if I’m off the mark.

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thetimelordwithnoname:

10000% accurate

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Stephen Fry apparently posted this to his twitter a while ago.

You’re welcome.

1 year ago

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Hahahahahaahahahahaahaha

1 year ago

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Just a Formula 1 car singing God Save the Queen.

1 year ago

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Just something funny, no offense intended of course :)

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1 year ago

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That Mitchell And Webb Look - Divine Watermelon

So great xD

1 year ago

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» An Album Of Awesome Dog Gifs

Case in point that dogs > cats.

Again. :D

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