washing your boobs is the most fun part of showering by far because when they are soapy they are so slippery and soft and it is the greatest form of entertainment

whoa what

and with one single post, you’ve given every straight male and homosexual female a boner. 

I like putting the soap bar between them and seeing how far I can launch it. I busted a light that way once tho.

That-that sounds pretty impressive, actually

Does anyone else love really offensive jokes? Because I can’t get enough oh my god


"Grandpa, grandpa, tell us another greentext story, pleeeease!!" "Alright, just one more and then it’s off to bed with you." "Yaaaaaaay!!!" ">Be 17 >Go to Gamestop to pick up new game….."

srsly guys who is this?

srsly guys who is this?


Do you ever want to talk to someone but

1) You feel like you’re bothering them or coming off clingy
2) You don’t have anything to say, you just want to talk to them
3) You don’t know how to hold a conversation to save your life 



WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?: Irish Drinking Song - The Best of Colin Mochrie

  • ‘I shouldn’t be the last person’


Go sign it. Show them we do care about our internet rights and freedoms. 

While these posters are great, my bff had some more to say on the issue.