I got a blue pen stabbed six inches deep in my throat with a 7% chance of survival. Oh.
Congrats again, Freyr.
my earbuds are in my upper thigh 2 inches deep
i have a 38 chance of survival
wow UmU ]
(I was stabbed in my leg with a netbook, 4 inches deep. I have a 35% chance of survival. Whoah.)
((My mouse is blue but i can’t get stabbed with that no matter what you do. So….
There’s blue on my mcflurry? does that count?
5 inches deep and
69% chance of survival.
I like that chance))
((I’ve been stabbed by the lid to a mayonnaise jar, 6 inches deep, on my knee. I have a 02% chance of survial
WOW I’M A WUSS))
I was stabbed by a lotion cap, 1 inch deep, in the hand, with a 68% survival chance… Alrighty then! o.o (how exactly do you stab someone with a lotion cap..?)
I was stabbed in the face with a nerf football, 2 inches deep, in my face, with a 41% chance of survival. Nerf football… that thing must of had a knife hiding in it.
stabbed with my tablet pen 8 inches deep with a 44% chance of survival
I was stabbed in the thigh with a laptop 12 inches deep with a 38% chance survival rate.
A balloon , 8inches deep, the elbow, 32 %
A 2” x 1” handheld wind-up flashlight, 12 inches deep, in the temple, with 85% chance of surviving.
I’m a bit of a champion over here.