styleswhore: willow smith is 10 and she’s worth $4 million i’m fifteen and i’m worth a piece of confetti at the olympics
Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
Me: *Scrolls past*
Britain: So we have the Olympics.
Britain: And Benedict Cumberbatch.
Britain: And James Bond.
Britain: And the Queen.
Britain: And Danny Boyle.
Britain: And Kenneth Branagh.
Britain: And ducks and shit.
Britain: And Women's rights.
Britain: And free healthcare.
Britain: And JK FUCKING ROWLING.
Britain: And Voldemort, Mary Poppins, Peter Pan..
Britain: And the Beatles and amazing music.
Britain: And Rowan Atkinson.
Britain: And THE MOTHERFUCKING TARDIS! HEAR IT?
America: We have freedom.
Britain: We do too.
America: Well shit.
Britain: *hums God save the queen, drinks boatloads of tea and strokes corgi*
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Beijing: we want lights and precision and a good clean night
London: FUCK IT LETS MAKE IT THE SHIRE AND GET FRANK TURNER! AND LETS MAKE THE WHOLE THING VICTORIAN, BRING LOCKHEART TOO ONLY IF HE HAS A TOP HAT, MUSTN'T FORGET JK ROWLING AND BRING MR BEAN TOO ONLY IF YOU DO A CHARIOT OF FIRE MONTAGE. DAMMIT LETS HAVE A SHIT TON OF LIGHTY BEDS AND ABOUT 12 MARY POPPINS, NOW WE MUST MONTAGE BRILLIANT ENGLISH MUSIC AND THROW A SLIGHT TARDIS NOISE TO THROW THE WHOVIANS INTO PANDEMONIUM, ALSO WE MUST QUOTE THE HUNGER GAMES TO TRY AND BRING BACK THE DISTRICTS NOW LETS GET THE QUEEN AND JAMES BOND, OH FUCK IT THROW THEM OUT OF A PLANE, ITS OUR OLYMPICS AND THIS IS WHAT WE SHALL DO WITH IT, YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY
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So I wore my gay pride shirt to school today. →
And in chemistry class I was talking to my friend, Jack, about a gay pride festival I went to. My teacher, stupid nosy bitch, decides she wants to join in on the conversation. She asks me what I’m talking about so I turned around and her reaction was to make a noise of utter disgust. She asked me to go to the main office and get a different shirt. But being the rebel that I am, I told her...
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