I’ve been a hardcore Twilight fan even before it was popular. so like, the other day. I was reading harry potter and the character of Sirius black turns into a werewolf. they totally ripped off of twilight because Jacob and his game were werewolves first also the dumb ass writer of…
Okay, you should seriously get your facts straight and if you’re not going to do that then do the world a favor and please disconnect yourself from the internet.
I’m fairly sure wwiao is a notorious troll, her (I think) posts are always funny in this manner. Though there are people who think like this.
A military pilot called for a priority landing because his single-engine jet fighter was running “a bit peaked.” Air Traffic Control told the fighter pilot that he was number two, behind a B-52 that had one engine shut down. “Ah,” the fighter pilot remarked, “The dreaded seven-engine approach.”
I have hardly studied, though!! I have to do that tonight or I'm totally screwed!
(Although I won't be checking tumblr probably until after I've written it, so I don't know why I'm complaining to you, but I'm so nervous.... >.>)
NOW, THEREFORE, I, BARACK OBAMA, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and the laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim June 2011 as Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender Pride Month. I call upon the people of the United States to eliminate prejudice everywhere it exists, and to celebrate the great diversity of the American people.
IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have hereunto set my hand this thirty-first day of May, in the year of our Lord two thousand eleven, and of the Independence of the United States of America the two hundred and thirty-fifth.