My therapist just told me a joke.

timemachineyeah:

So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

reblog if you are cute and hilarious

dysfunctionalqueer:

PSA if you send me nice messages and i don’t respond

there is a 100% chance i saw it and it made me super duper uber happy but i have no idea how to respond and i will let it sit in my inbox for days or weeks and smile when i see it but still have no idea how to respond 

there is a 0% chance that you annoyed me and i don’t like you. 

mari-on-tea:

bigbardafree:

djtetsuo89:

danistotallyuncool:

gatoishwary:

ttripod:

jodyrobots:

whaa

WHATS THIS MOVIE!?

I WISH I KNEW!!!

The name of this movie is Top Secret

Dude, top secret is such a good movie.

this movie has an entire bar fight sequence that takes place underwater

for no reason at all

next date night movie

EVERYONE SHOULD WATCH TOP SECRET

ICONIC

oatmeal:

Today, illustrated.

oatmeal:

Today, illustrated.

battymind:

FINALLY! Life hacks I can actually use! =P

Also whoever thought of this is my hero.

huffy-lemon:

Some of my favorite text posts, part 1

piertotum-locomottor:

url-coming-soon:

theywillnotforceus:

if i was music i’d be a single

yeah because you’re the best song on the album

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