A message from ladysaxophone13


Once when I was five I decided to get out of bed in a different way and I was in a bunk bed so i slipped between the board that protected me from falling out and the mattress hoping to slide out and land on the floor. Everything went fine but my head didn't fit through, so I was just hanging there for about 15 minutes while my siblings tried to pull me out.

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

I can’t fucking breathe

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

our-forelsket:

msrmoony:

Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation

Albus is 17 and loses his virginity in his room and forgets the snake talks to his dad and when Harry gets home the snake is all like OH MY GOSH YOU’D NEVER GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT HAPPENED

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Australian Photoset #17

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Canadian Photoset #16

effses:

HOW ANGRY DO YOU HAVE TO BE, THOUGH

"Is Moffat capable or referencing anything that he didn’t write?"

thenotoriousscuttlecliff:

And that was all just from the first two episodes of season 8.

"Hopefully, sometime I get a superpower. I would like to be able to transport myself wherever I wanted."





I took a photo every 2 minutes over the span of about 2 hours at a 20 second exposure and animated it all together! This 2 second loop was the result! 
Craters of the Moon National Monument, Idaho

HOLY FUCK

holy fuck you can actually see how the earth turns by paying attention to the stars

this fucks me the fuck up

I took a photo every 2 minutes over the span of about 2 hours at a 20 second exposure and animated it all together! This 2 second loop was the result! 

Craters of the Moon National Monument, Idaho

HOLY FUCK

holy fuck you can actually see how the earth turns by paying attention to the stars

this fucks me the fuck up